Leyland Investigates

Move over Morse .....Leyland's the man...
Pack your bags Poroit .....Leyland's in town...
Sod off Sherlock... Leylands on the case

If theres a question thats got to be answered look no further... Leyland will investigate
(subject to availibility)

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

NOT A SAUSAGE

Why do people say "I have not heard a sausage" etc

Come on Leyland dont be shy
tell the people why oh why

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Pull Your Socks Up

"Pull your socks up"

Who started saying this Leyland?

When

why

where

Only Leyland and sniffy the bloodhound (Leylands faithful companion) can find out... surely

Hunky Dory

Calling Doctor Leyland calling Doctor Leyland
Any chance you can explain the creation of the phrase 'hunky dory'

by the way your recent response rate can only be described as shoddy

please pull your socks up, you've a legendary status to maintain

he does'nt quite cut the mustard

Come on Leyland.... get sniffy the bloodhound onto this one

Brass Monkeys

HEY LEYLAND.... what the chuffs Brass and Monkeys got to do with cold weather?

In the Doldrums

Recently I heard someone say "hes a bit down in the doldrums"
I know what it means but wheres it originate?
theres only one person who can explain.... LEYLAND!

“Separate the wheat from the chaff”

Could you please investigate this well-known expression “Separate the wheat from the chaff”

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

measuring in Knots

How/why is nautical speed measured in knotts?

Thursday, February 09, 2006

"Leyland.... Where does the term beating about the bush come from?

Leyland, earlier this evening whilst enjoying a red bush (tea derived from the south african rooibos bush) I pondered over the meaning of the phrase to beat about the bush

Please can you help?